This title is deeply metaphoric

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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tolaughterandbeyond:


SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

tolaughterandbeyond:

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SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

vvankinq:


fullmooney
:

it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob

Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
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awkwardlara:

i was expecting this to end in death and sadness and now i’m pleasantly surprised that was adorable

humorstop:

oh

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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funtimesindrumcorps:

WHEN BANDOS THINK DRUM CORPS IS GOING TO BE JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL BAND

funtimesindrumcorps:

WHEN BANDOS THINK DRUM CORPS IS GOING TO BE JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL BAND

tastefullyoffensive:

Google is amazing. [via]

rogersx:

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

fuckin dare you.

rogersx:

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

fuckin dare you.